Camillo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bra Bashing]

i

love all the hateful reviews... that just insult you and tell you categorically never to make any cartoons EVER again. What a bunch of pious cunts newgrounders are.

but... as for the movie i thought it was good. I thought, it had about as much substance as any of the other instalments of this series... i mean, tits and ass vs beatnik poetry vs ubiquitous gothic angst vs irate squirrels. It’s much of a muchness and all fairly funny.

Stick a shower scene in the next one and I’ll vote 5 :D

har...

... i still vote 5

[Self-Portrait]

i

liked it

i also like the review where somebody points out...

"that picture that was made wuldnt even luk like dat it'd just be blood splatterd and a bullet hole in da middle"

JESUS! really? no... surely... i mean... it wouldn't? are you sure? maybe you should go test it out

[Boy Machine]

swearing

i'm fine with swearing. but when i'm able to predict every single "fuck" in the script, it's a bit stupid, "fuck this fuck that" my only advice would be to tone it down, not because it's offensive... just because it makes me cringe that your over using it. otherwise really good.

[Freedom - Trailer UPDATE]

hahahaha

i.. like... just... so... find it funny... when people who are trying to be clever *cough* ace20x6 *cough* end up looking real FUCKIN' stupid. Listen to me... David... this film is quite cool, david... david... listen to me david, watch the film... david.

Helbereth responds:

Did he say 'David' too much?

Just note that's the character's name, not my name (that should be obvious, but I don't want any confusion).

[The Last Unicorn]

pretty funny

hextor stop being so anal, this was pretty funny... the jpegs were fucking me up... but it was still a cool style

[Broken Saints Chapter 5]

slow and agonising

Watching you rotate an image over the course of 400 years... whilst incomprehensible babble emanated from the centre of the stage, in the form of speech bubbles, broke my spirit, and I was left wishing for the end of the movie to come. Your random quotes and speech that allude to previous events or some deeper underlying story were sadly extremely ineffective. The artwork whilst showing good potential was messy and the standard was inconsistent. This is a flawed execution of an online comic book, could’ve been good… but the pacing was completely off, the music sucked ass, the story was patchy and overall the movie came across as an underdeveloped pile of PAP.

[One-Way Trip]

the meaning of life is contained in this movie

all those who wish to NOT have their entire concept of reality shattered, you should not watch. anyone who wants to be enlightened... play the movie.

[Warcraft3 (Alpha)]

cool... game... oh

an alpha of a movie? i was thinking game game game, also cos it was called warcraft... but... it wasn't. but thats ok... it's ok. the backgrounds were the best thing in there. and also... um... yeah the guy getting his face ripped off or... just peeled off or whatever that was pretty damn spam. pretty good, you just gotta make the stick figures better y'know... make it consistant with the quality of the background art... and you'll have a pretty damn cool movie here... even if it's not a game :P and u need sound also.... but you knew that already. this DOES NOT suck. it's just not finished.

- camillo

[KILLER KAZUKI]

quite gud

the animation of the main guy walking was a bit off, and the zombie type things didn't really move convincingly. also... zooming in on a jpeg... image whatever... photo it's goes all pielated and... it kinda destroys the illusion of reality i guess u were trying to get across. Giftgas! what the fuck man? firstly it was an "anime you got for free" and secondly... who wasted your time? was it the guy who watched the movie for 10 minutes? YES... YES IT WAS... IT WAS YOU!!!

[Castle II]

yes

so... that was pretty damn cool. i really wish people would stop banging on about the use of stick figures. simply put... they're easy(er) to animate, meaning we get movies like this at all. If this guy had tried to animate this movie in a fully detailed lifelike style... it would've taken him aggggggeesss... and he wouldn't be posting on newgrounds he'd be doing it for a living. This film kinda lacked a bit in the story department... but then again, i dont think the story is so important here, it's about action, bloodlust and a massive body count. stick men bleed too.